Similar Items. There are a couple of ideas I've had to make this and I'm not sure which one would work best - and possibly there are other . ), These comedic missteps were an indication of Carnacs true prescient abilities. Men's Giant Turban Costume Accessory. This crowd is tougher than a camel pot roast. , The Question: Who is the biggest conservative in the Republican Party? Carson as Carnac the Magnificent Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. . Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? Images tagged "johnny carson". A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente. resuscitation with a sick lizard. May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup. CARNAC: May you fall asleep under a camel with post nasal It is entirely fictitious. Line: 107 Clarnac: Get your mind out of the gutter. A: Buddy Holly. In article <42@kestrel.ARPA> t@kestrel.ARPA writes: > Comedic or not, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits" is. The Answer: Become a professional politician. Carnac The Magnificent undated. Carnac: May the nurse in your hospital room bring you a frozen bedpan. May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt. A: Earth, Wind and Fire. Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Q: Where does the line go outside an unemployment office? In article <9@psivax.UUCP> a@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) writes: In article <9@psivax.UUCP>, a@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) writes: I remember some of these from some book or other on the joys of. A: Cyclone. Ed McMahon: Shogun. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. The Question: How did Obiden sanction the Russians for invading Ukraine? A: Natural gas. A: Black and white and twenty feet tall. This one appears on a fortune file on our VAX/VMS: From a very old song that I cannot remember anything about (please don't, May a deranged midget on a pogo stick take refuge in your sister's hoop. Q: What noise does Mr. McMahon's liver make? A: The big ten. , The Question: Name a person sentenced to 14 years in a federal penitentiary for being a politician. Imgflip Pro Basic removes all ads. We have in the building tonight that great visitor from the East. Houses of Prayer and Study, however, are with us always. Carnac held each envelope to his forehead while "divining" the answer, then tore open the end of the envelope and loudly blew into it before removing the index card with the question. Q: What is the total of Bo Derek and Phyllis Diller? A: Ransack. A: The diamond lane. The Answer: The Senate Intelligence Committee. Oh, I forgot! , The Question: How do you spell lahgahbahtahqua? be sending Georgia soon? Q: Where does Morris the Cat go when he's lonely? The Question: What was the result of Joe Bidens colonoscopy? (Wait for it! , The Question: Whats the name of Madonnas latest hit single? One of Carson's most well-known characters, Carnac was a "mystic from the East" who could psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. Carnac the Magnificent. , The Question: Name a person who looks like Elmer Fudd, talks like Gomer Pyle, and dresses like Ellen Degeneres. Disclaimer: If the University finds out what I'm doing, they probably couldn't care less. Q: What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these "Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes. The Question: Name three famous puppets. up your turban. nowadays. , Ed: I hold in my and the last envelop. A: Touch and Go. "Carnac" examples: "Billy Graham, Virginia Graham, and Lester Maddox" . I used a couple of small binder clips to make it snugger so it would not fall off. In one of his most famous sketches, Johnny Carson channeled his psychic abilities as Carnac the Magnificent. Carson, dressed in a turban and cape, would predict the answers to questions that were sealed in an envelope. Q: Who old do you have to be to date Princess Margaret? A: Pat and Debby Boone. The Question: Name an elephant, a donkey, and a Rino. Q: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his A: Damnation Alley. ft. coverage regular price $109.95 Calendar & Tip Sheet January Calendar January Tipsheet Marty's Acre Drinks on the Acre February 13 - 5:30 PM The 2nd Monday of every month we invite you to join us on location at Marty's Acre to talk gardening and enjoy a selection of brew chosen by Marty. Carnac Unlimited Send a link or joke to a friend "I dream my stories," said the Author. In his final message, Carson choked back tears while thanking fans for their continual support. Description. Q: Who was just arrested for impersonating a baseball team? I remember two of his classic curses: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits! and May a diseased yak drop dead on your front lawn!. A: All the President's men. Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. A: The Sugarland Express. It is original material for the most part. A: The eye of a frog, the wing of a fly and the throat of a ED: I liked that but I seem to be the only one. A: That darn cat. The Answer: Hes 97 and we dont know where the hell he is. Here are a few of his curses: May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister. 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Clarnac: If laughter is the best medicine, this crowd doesnt have a prescription. "Johnny: "It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their ownpockets. Sometimes Clarnac has to leave quickly. Q: What does a stupid altar boy do? Price starting at $87.97 for basic 5,000 sq. Some of his one liners:"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou. The Answer: An I-Phone, a cable bill, and a BMW lease. While Evans certainly popularized the usage of the term Minoan, its first known use in the sense of "ancient Cretan" appears to have been in 1825 by German historian and philologist Karl Hoeck. A: "Follow the yellow brick road." No more years! Next. Feel free to laugh, but beware! Q: What do you call tiny little dumps? The Question: How much did Clarnac lose on his 30 day diet? Q: How do you play piggyback with Telly Savales? Is that a reptile? The Question: How much is Oprah Winfrey worth? May you be rich enough to own a house with 100 rooms, and may you be found dead in every one of them. Please see our terms and conditions and disclaimer. Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles? CARNAC: May your desert pension fund be managed by Jimmy Ed: Welcome, welcome, a thousand welcomes. The Question: What is the only kind of science the president, the CDC, the FDA, Fauci, Big Pharma, and the media use to promote their COVID agendas? A: Shareholder. Carnac The Magnificent Quotes May your Perrier water be secretly bottled in Tijuana. The Question: What words of encouragement can you give to a person with a kidney stone? The Question: What is Pete Buttigiegs favorite planet? the memoirs of Richard Nixon. The Phantom of the Opera, The Lion King, and Donald Trumps mouth. Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show Johnny Carson 772K subscribers Subscribe 5.9K 1.1M views 11 years ago Watch Carson episodes every night on. Q: What are two bad names for a laxative? seats. Lot #220 ED McMAHON JOHNNY CARSON CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT HAT. The Question: Name the two dummies in the Gray-Daniels Auto Group commercial. The answer was always an outrageous pun. The Question: What do you call a lady golfer who pulls her drives hard to the left? KeyCastr. Carnac the Magnificentwas a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carsonon The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. A: Touchback. The character was introduced in 1964. Q: What do you get when you put Preperation H in your CARNAC: May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your folks who ran "The Tonight Show" in the 70's. ANSWER: Blazing Saddles. A: Hickory Dickory Dock. (Ben Dover) , The Question: What is Richard Schwartz fee if he collects for you? Make a meme Make a gif Make a chart The Magical Thinking of Trump. Q: Who will they find sooner than Jimmy Hoffa? A: Sha-na-na. Clarnac: This crowd is tougher than a camel pot roast. jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. Browse more quotes by famous person's name. The Answer: Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire. Box 4, Folder 48. [1] . Q: What sign did Queen Elizabeth hang on Princess Message: Undefined variable: user_membership, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/user/popup_modal.php Another that I heard last night on the syndicated "Carson's Comedy Classics": "May the Swami of Baghdad squat on your fez", "May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister! A: General Curtis LeMay, the Red Baron and Carnac. (Original post) Gladys Knight and the Pips. CARNAC: May your only son become a Pointer Sister. A: Snap, crackle, pop. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop! Q: What do you need after Hamburger Helper? (crowd cheers). One was a bottle with a message in it that read, "Help! "University of Waterloo - ancient Chinese curse. A long running bit on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.Carson would appear in a turban and cloak as "Carnac the Magnificent" . The Answer: An Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and two Golden Globes. View all. . A: Fists of fury and five fingers of death. So how does this connect to the weekly Torah portion, you ask? ", Ed McMahon's favorite Carnac the Magnificent punchline[5]. Although Bilaams curses were many, all of the other curses - save the one for Houses of Prayer and Study - eventually came to pass. The Question: What is Kamala Harris strange path to the presidency? The Answer: A condor, a bald eagle and a snail darter. ", Jan Elliott AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel, NJ .hounx!jansz.