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- Ray Combs at the start of the Bullseye Round from 1992-1994, "Each member of each family is going to get a chance to play the Bullseye game, and each team will play the Bullseye round to determine how much money you could be playing for in Fast Money if you win the game. If you live in or planning to visit Southern California,call this number." third strike, then the (insert family name) will get a chance to steal (and win the game/remain the champs/play Sudden Death)! - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. And now, here's your host, RICKI LAKE!!! I know where you're at, man. Combs:[during Fast Money]Name something you must have in order to live. For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. Contestant (anAir Forcecaptain):Yogi. O'Hurley: Name a famous Betty.Contestant #1: Annette Betty.Contestant #2: Betty Washington. I'm(your man) Steve Harvey, and we/we'vegot a/anothergood one for you tonight! (laughter) We surveyed 100 people. Combs: Their husbands? Harvey:You shut up, lady. Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. TV STUDIO THE SCENE OPENS IN THE TV STUDIO FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE HIT GAME SHOW "FAMILY FEUD". Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. Something kids fill with water. And we had everybody on this show, and he was very, very important, in that I acknowledge and thank him for it. ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. (Upon a family with two strikes), (you clear the board,)your family wins the game. Cool! - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! Combs: Name an occupation helicopters are used for. "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! (insert two winning family members). $10,000 in cash for the relatives!" If we still have a show! Let's meetthe Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, on your marks! With the star of our show, AL ROKER! Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. To start the server, run the script found at /run/server.command.To start the client, run the script found at /run/client.command.Because the .command files are bash scripts, windows users will have to run them with a tool like cygwin.All server code is found in the /src/server.py file and all . When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. If player 1 makes a correct first guess, they get control of the round. ", "((Remember to) Play Family Feud on Facebook with your friends. "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." Harvey: No, you didn't, on national TV, set us back 30 years. Alright. Thank you, America." (laughter from one of the teams)This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like their at home. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. {turns to board] Shoes! [ Joe walks up to the main podium, but Beldar walks in too far ] Okay, Doctor.. we're gonna need a little more room, big fella.. [ guides him to his side of the podium ] There you go, stand behind this line.. For example, a host can ask your team to mention a famous person named Steve. In the game, participants guess popular answers to a survey question. THE NOGYS!" The channel changes to a political debate. Karn: Something that you pass.Contestant: Your dog. Harvey: He's praying? - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round from 2000-2002), "Round four. - From Steve Harvey's early hosting, "If the (insert family team name) family wins today's show, they're going to drive away/out of herein a brand new car." Sweet Eddie, I thank you. - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. [BUZZ]. - John O'Hurley and Steve Harvey, "Welcome back to the (Family) Feud. You'll get the answer as we play Bullseye on the Family Feud Challenge!+ Introducing (our returning champions,)the (insert family #1), ready for action! Rank Video Game PowerPoint Template. All our new friends, we want to welcome you, this is a marvelous show. You'll get the answer as we play The New Family Feud Challenge! She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! Let's meetthe Kakadelas Family: Kit, Kevin, Dana, Kim and Theresa, ready for action! (Do you wanna)Play or Pass? Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! Don't look anywhere else. Be good to your family/families. - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! The player that has control of the round will keep guessing and collecting points until they guess all . - Richard Karn (said during the first single point round), "One answer remains up there." Whoever gets this Top/(Number) Oneanswer wins/will win the game." Harvey:Forgive me, I'm sorry. Contestant: I'm a product development consultant,and Steve Harvey is touching me!Harvey:*jumps back, startled*Did that sound like a lawsuit to y'all? N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. - Ray Combs (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1988-1994), "Who's gonna play Fast Money? Everyone/Everybody settle down! Just get your ass (scores 3 points). Folks, we have some sad news to give to you. Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. I don't like this game. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! It's time to play family feud! Combs: Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. [BUZZ]. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." - Host, "If (number of people needed) said (2nd player's answer to final question), you'll win $XX,XXX." Karn: Name a famous astronaut.Contestant: Neil Young. ", 19881994:Daytime 19881992/Syndicated 19881992; 19931994: "Let's meet/Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Contestant: A gun. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something your dog does. Thank you for the ovation, and thank you for joining us at home. - Richard Dawson from his 1995 "America's Finest" week season finale. The sex jelly that you use. Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs (said when a contestant checks the answers in Fast Money), "(insert name) is offstage where he/she can't see your answers. (audience applause) Take a nice round of applause on that! - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." It's the (insert family #1), playing against, the (insert family #2)! Would you and your family like to have a good time? - Richard Karn, John O'Hurley, and Steve Harvey, "For this survey, we're asking/we'll ask youfor the Top/Number One answer only. Combs: Name the birthday men dread the most. Whichever leader gives the highest scoring (most popular) answer gets to decide if their team will play through the survey or pass it off to the other team. Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? Family Feud is a game where players must guess the most popular survey answers. Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." I really thank you. Contestant: I don't know if they're white, alright. I'm Alyson Hannagan! . I that was very touching. It's the first thing that came to my head. Contestant: 401(k) jelly. Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. Weve lost our creator and producer, Mark Goodson. Los Angeles, CA, 90036!" - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." Playing against (our challengers,) the (insert family #2), on your marks! [buzzer]. Combs: You think that made the survey? And now, here's the star of our show, give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!! Billy, one hudred people surveyed: something you find in the bathroom. Oh hell, yeah. Oprah Winfrey! Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. Thank you! Harvey: What?! YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! I'm gonna ask you the same 5 questions, you cannot duplicate the answers. I meant thank you! It still continues to this day bringing new fans for every season it's aired. - Gene Wood and Richard Dawson (1978-1980) - Version B. [laughter from audience] You never know, Ray. Dawson: Who is it that you don't want to see the results of your IQ test? I gotta do at least 30 minutes of fun and laughter, and you make me gonna cry, when you give me kind of that welcome, and I think you succeeded it. You know, you're not usually married in third grade. (insert montage)(insert celebrity team #2)! Then, advance to the next slide, where the question is displayed but not the answers. We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." Family Feud has been a part of the American pop culture landscape for decades now. Karn: Name a sport that'sNOTplayed with a ball.Contestant:Bowling. O'Hurley: If a baby didn't want his mother leaving the house, name something he might try hiding in his diaper.Contestant:Kelly Clarkson. You need (insert how many points needed to get 200 points). Anderson: Name something teenage boys can do for hours at a time. (audience laughs and says "I am sorry")Contestant: (laughs)Harvey:Steve:"Family"! - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." Good ain't gonna sound right, the medical term is almost worse a slang term would at least make your ding-a-ling something. (Right on Target!)" Oh rats! Playing against the Roderick Family: Brande, Debbie, Walter, Jason and Betty, on your marks! (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: The inside of my ear. - John O'Hurley at the start of the Bullseye Round from 2009-2010, "Is (insert answer) the (insert amount) Bullseye?" We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! GENE: Because they love you, Richard. [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. (On your marks! This is going to decide it. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! I've never DREAMED I would ever have a job where so many people could touch me, and I could touch them. - Richard Dawson (to recap the scoring after every main-game), "We're Feuding (on CBS)!" Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. Listen. Here are the rules of the game: First, we will assume that player 1 always gets the right to try to make the first guess. As Jaylen and Don noted, the questions are written in specific ways to get "Steve Goes OMG!"-inducing responses from the contestants. If you are a fan of this game, you probably understand its popular catchy phrases, usually followed by a buzzer sound. [time's up buzzer] Oh, to hell with that! Thank you so much. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. (got 8 points!). I DIDN'TMAKEYOU SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! HOO! Let's check the scoreboard." I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. - John O'Hurley (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2006-2009), "And remember, if you win five games, you win the brand new car." Dawson: Your bra! I'm not going to repeatit again." Points are tripled, but you only get one strike. Male Contestant: DICK! Here's the star of Family Feud, RAY COMBS!!! O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc. "Who's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000? Introducing the Najimy Family: Kathy, Dan, Alexandra, Tom and Mona, ready for action! Harvey: You calmy said. Combs: When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. And we go to Sudden Death. - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). Dawson: Name something that can kill a lively party. O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra.